Anonymous: I heard you wanted someone to watch your cat this weekend.. Just leave your wifi name and password in my ask and no one gets hurt

Don’t be so emotional, sweetie

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beyoncescock:

seven billion people on this planet and i have 2 friends

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lightandlark:

ameliadoesaninternet:

veruca-assault:

ms-kawesome:

The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.

Bonus points: Tell them you think it’s cute when they get so angry. 

Extra credit: Tell them to “calm down.”

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